The Battery Died

The lady who sat at the bar
Clearly ignored her car
She drove it to town
While wearing a gown
And left the poor door ajar
When the time came to leave
Too much booze made her heave
She puked for a bit
And then threw a fit
Because she got yak on her sleeve.

Picture Prompt # 29

11 Comments on “The Battery Died”

  1. LRose says:

    Party girls…go figure.
    Is that why she cut off the sleeves of her gown?

  2. abbiosbiston says:

    Hahahahaha! I have been that lady!

  3. […] year ago today I wrote a pair of drinking limericks. Why have I not written more […]

  4. You are amazing at this!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s