The Battery Died
Posted: September 17, 2015 Filed under: Blogging, Entertainment, Writing | Tags: bar, car, fiction, limerick, picture prompt, poem 11 CommentsThe lady who sat at the bar
Clearly ignored her car
She drove it to town
While wearing a gown
And left the poor door ajar
When the time came to leave
Too much booze made her heave
She puked for a bit
And then threw a fit
Because she got yak on her sleeve.
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Party girls…go figure.
Is that why she cut off the sleeves of her gown?
Can’t party with the puky sleeves.
Heavens, no. It’s simply not done. Except at maybe only the best fraternities.
Ugh, frat boys.
Hahahahaha! I have been that lady!
Lol, the yak or the battery? 😉
The yak 😳
I hope it came out in the wash–or you were able to reattach the sleeve.
It came out in the wash 😊
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