Would you like a greeting card?
Because I would like to make and send you one.
I mean, unless this gets way out of control.
You can email me at email@example.com with your mailing address.
But please keep in mind this may take a while. I’ll email you once I’ve sent your card off.
The other is this bag I saw at the store:
It isn’t Valentine’s Day without an ice pick. My husband made this for me today.
Giving this, and giving that,
In fits of love, or post a spat–
For you, my darling. You, my love!
To whom my heart will be a dove.
You know what I find funny about today’s Writing 201 assignment? The acrostic of the assignment itself. Ah, bathroom humor never loses its charm!