Have You Ever

Have you ever thrown a baby watermelon from a dead vine onto the street as hard as you can? 

Have you ever bought a lovely handmade spearmint bar of soap only to be driven to tears by the strength of the odor when you get it in your shower stall?

Have you ever juiced a carrot?

Have you ever wondered what happened to the giant tiles in office buildings when you see one is cracked?

Have you ever spent an hour trying to train your muscles to move your toes individually?

Have you ever jumped into a public fountain? 

4 Comments on “Have You Ever”

  1. drunkstorks says:

    No, No, Yes, No, No, Yes (it was 🍺 fault tho)

  2. LRose says:

    Poured a gallon of Dawn into a fountain once with a bunch of friends (that was too much fun!); While shaking uncontrollably, told someone “Hell No!” and continued to shake even though I won the argument; Just this morning (no shit!) watched the most adorable soc.media video of a hamster wrapped in a blanket clutching in both paws and munching away, one delicate bite at a time, on a single slice of carrot…which is not at all like watching a carrot being juiced, but is too adorable nevertheless; No, don’t know or care about tiles, here, there, or anywhere; BUT…I want to know why them mascara tear smear?!

  3. susieshy45 says:

    Only thing I have done is juiced a carrot but not too well- it had a lot of pulp in it.
    I need to jump into a public fountain- am going to put it on my bucket list now.

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