Character Sketch Special Edition: Disturbed and Rob Zombie

Her entire outfit might contain enough fabric to make a medium tshirt. Her hair is bleached and straightened to within an inch of its life. But her shorts are incredibly shiny.

I should go ask who made that zipper on her corset because it is working hard restraining those boobs. Keep fighting the good fight, little zipper. The day will end eventually and you will be able to release the kraken. 

Gray-haired and matronly, she smiles kindly at the patrons with their floor tickets as she applies their neon green wristbands. If the crowd wanted to rush the stage, I would hope she would step back and allow it. 

A thousand of these people belong together, one of these people stands out. White cowboy hat. Denim button up with the sleeves cut off. Blue jeans and cowboy boots. Rob Zombie draws all kinds. 

Breasts, breasts, and more breasts. So much boobage at this show. So much. I foresee many wardrobe malfunctions in the pit. 


3 Comments on “Character Sketch Special Edition: Disturbed and Rob Zombie”

  1. LRose says:

    This reminds me of the years I worked at a conference center.

  2. abbiosbiston says:

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN! I think this is how my poor bras feel about me… especially over the past few months…

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