Character Sketch Special Edition: Disturbed and Rob ZombiePosted: May 11, 2016
Her entire outfit might contain enough fabric to make a medium tshirt. Her hair is bleached and straightened to within an inch of its life. But her shorts are incredibly shiny.
I should go ask who made that zipper on her corset because it is working hard restraining those boobs. Keep fighting the good fight, little zipper. The day will end eventually and you will be able to release the kraken.
Gray-haired and matronly, she smiles kindly at the patrons with their floor tickets as she applies their neon green wristbands. If the crowd wanted to rush the stage, I would hope she would step back and allow it.
Breasts, breasts, and more breasts. So much boobage at this show. So much. I foresee many wardrobe malfunctions in the pit.