Seeking Employment

December Jeanes

5449 Hudson Street
Wheeling, WV 26003
(304) 555-2466

Linlane Post-Secondary of Telecommunications
Awarded Honors Certificate of Completion 2003
Perfect Attendance Trophy 2002 and 2003

Stupid Crab Telecommunications 2003-2006
My role required the ability to handle multiple administrative tasks simultaneously.

The Rainy Knife Coffee Company 2006-2007
I was the entirety of the accounting department for the company.

The Peaceful Zebra Entertainment Company 2007
I felt experience in the adult entertainment industry would help my resume stand out at bit more.

Piping Pigeon People Corp. 2007-2011
I ensured functionality of the Human Resources Department on a day-to-day basis.

Freezing Scarf Yarns and Bobbins 2011-2015
I turned my hobby into a lucrative small business until a freak snowstorm ruined everything.

In response to TBP’s Wed Stories Calendar Prompt. Did you know that there is a random generator site for just about anything you can think of?


2 Comments on “Seeking Employment”

  1. LRose says:

    A random generator? Even for simultaneous administrative accounting HR, etc., etc., at … what was that… the Peaceful Zebra (the Peaceful Zebra?)

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