Seeking EmploymentPosted: November 1, 2015 Filed under: Blogging, Writing | Tags: december, fiction, month, prompt, resume, wed stories 2 Comments
5449 Hudson Street
Wheeling, WV 26003
Linlane Post-Secondary of Telecommunications
Awarded Honors Certificate of Completion 2003
Perfect Attendance Trophy 2002 and 2003
Stupid Crab Telecommunications 2003-2006
My role required the ability to handle multiple administrative tasks simultaneously.
The Rainy Knife Coffee Company 2006-2007
I was the entirety of the accounting department for the company.
The Peaceful Zebra Entertainment Company 2007
I felt experience in the adult entertainment industry would help my resume stand out at bit more.
Piping Pigeon People Corp. 2007-2011
I ensured functionality of the Human Resources Department on a day-to-day basis.
Freezing Scarf Yarns and Bobbins 2011-2015
I turned my hobby into a lucrative small business until a freak snowstorm ruined everything.
In response to TBP’s Wed Stories Calendar Prompt. Did you know that there is a random generator site for just about anything you can think of?
A random generator? Even for simultaneous administrative accounting HR, etc., etc., at … what was that… the Peaceful Zebra (the Peaceful Zebra?)
Probably. I googled ‘business name generator’ and got all kinds of shady results.
I like the Peaceful Zebra!